![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
promethia_tenkTitle: His Name is Ted Mosby, Sex Architect (macro)
Authors/Creators:promethia_tenk (concept/words) and ![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
roland44 (layout/images), with some cross-collaboration
Fandom: HIMYM, Ted
Rating/Warnings: R for language like, WOAH, and for adult concepts. Spoilers for the season finale.
Disclaimer: HIMYM is not mine
Notes: So, in my new obsession with Star Trek, I ran across these hilarious character macros (words/images) (warnings: cursing and spoilers for the new ST movie) over at![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-community.gif)
ontd_startrek . Now, the HIMYM community does not seem to be into macros, but I realized that our beloved HIMYM cast MUST HAVE A PIECE OF THIS ACTION. So, I wrote up one for our favorite hopeless romantic and conned roland44 into making it into a pretty picture for me because I lack image skillz. Mad love to Roland for getting on board and for improving on everything I did and for making this happen.
ETA: hosted here, on flickr.
Authors/Creators:
promethia_tenk (concept/words) and roland44 (layout/images), with some cross-collaborationFandom: HIMYM, Ted
Rating/Warnings: R for language like, WOAH, and for adult concepts. Spoilers for the season finale.
Disclaimer: HIMYM is not mine
Notes: So, in my new obsession with Star Trek, I ran across these hilarious character macros (words/images) (warnings: cursing and spoilers for the new ST movie) over at
ontd_startrek . Now, the HIMYM community does not seem to be into macros, but I realized that our beloved HIMYM cast MUST HAVE A PIECE OF THIS ACTION. So, I wrote up one for our favorite hopeless romantic and conned roland44 into making it into a pretty picture for me because I lack image skillz. Mad love to Roland for getting on board and for improving on everything I did and for making this happen.ETA: hosted here, on flickr.
![[identity profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/openid.png){kind=small}
(no subject)
Date: 24 May 2009 01:54 pm (UTC)Ted Mosby: I'd hit it.
(no subject)
Date: 24 May 2009 02:08 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 24 May 2009 03:42 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 24 May 2009 02:04 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 24 May 2009 02:09 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 24 May 2009 02:16 pm (UTC)BECAUSE PEOPLE WON'T LISTEN WHEN YOU SAY SOMEONE IS HOT OR CUTE OR ADORABLE. THEY LISTEN WHEN YOU LAY IT OUT IN BARE FUCKING FACTS. TED IS HORNY AND A SEX GOD SO GET WITH HIM ALREADY, MOTHER. YOU AINT "COMING" AS FAST AS YOU CAN, HUSSY!
(no subject)
Date: 24 May 2009 03:01 pm (UTC)And weirdly impressed.
Seriously, I have no idea what is going on but you really made me laugh!
What are *macros*???
(no subject)
Date: 24 May 2009 03:12 pm (UTC)Macros are just pictures with words superimposed (like lolcats). Most of them are really simple with just a few words, but the people over at the Star Trek comm seem to have evolved them into this massive, expletive-laden celebration of these characters. Like, seriously, scroll down and read the Uhura one: http://community.livejournal.com/ontd_startrek/59233.html
So, obviously we need some of these for all the sexxxor GQ motherfuckers on HIMYM.
Also, it's really oddly addictive to do so much gratuitous cursing. I've been doing it in my head all day: STANDING IN THE LINE AT FUCKING IKEA, BITCHES, SO ALL YOU PUNK-ASS MOTHERFUCKERS BETTER RESPECT!!!!
(no subject)
Date: 24 May 2009 03:17 pm (UTC)BITCHES, GET OUTTA MY GIRL PROMETHIA'S WAY BEFORE I KICK YOUR PATHETIC ARSES HALFWAY TO VULCAN AND YOU TURDS LAND BACK ON EARTH AND FORM A HUGEASS CRATER IN MOTHERFUCKING IOWA!
(no subject)
Date: 24 May 2009 03:28 pm (UTC)I'm sorry, but I must insist that you bump this.
(no subject)
Date: 24 May 2009 03:32 pm (UTC)*awesome-tremor-inducing fist-bump*
(no subject)
Date: 24 May 2009 04:44 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 24 May 2009 04:50 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 24 May 2009 06:18 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 24 May 2009 06:34 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 24 May 2009 06:43 pm (UTC)Okay, I'm getting the idea. How can I help?
(which TV show bthedub?)
(no subject)
Date: 24 May 2009 06:50 pm (UTC)You can just write down your stream-of-cursing-consciousness thoughts on how you would introduce a total HIMYM noob to Barney Stinson. Add GQ pics, in NPH's case he does already have ACTUAL GQ pics. Definition of a GQ Motherfucker is obviously a guy who's so freaking hot he should be/is in GQ. Pick cool fonts, add in sizes and colors and you have a full macro. If you want, just email me some text and we'll see what we can do between you, me and miss tenk. ;)
(no subject)
Date: 24 May 2009 07:57 pm (UTC)The key is that you do have to be absolutely genuine in the things you are raving about. This was tricky to work with for Ted, because a lot of the things he does are really kind of pathetic. I think this is somewhat easier to do with the Star Trek characters because they all really are badasses to begin with, and the humor is just in the way you talk about them. I want to do another, more general one for Ted and am having a hard time figuring out how to talk about the fact that he is *hilarious* when he's sad and drunk.
And I had a hard time convincing Roland that we could label Ted as a GQ motherfucker. Obviously we needed the pics of him in a suit jacket, because the t-shirts were just not going to do it.
(no subject)
Date: 24 May 2009 08:12 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 24 May 2009 06:51 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 24 May 2009 07:42 pm (UTC)But this is . . . oddly liberating. You read enough of them and something about the rhythm of it clicks. And it's just so obviously over the top and inappropriate that I have to love it. It's like writing parody obscene poetry.
(no subject)
Date: 24 May 2009 03:09 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 24 May 2009 03:16 pm (UTC)FUCKING A! *cough* I mean, thanks!
>Now I kind of need to see these other macros...
DO IT!!!! DO IT!!!! http://community.livejournal.com/ontd_startrek/59233.html
>what is this sorcery!?
I think gratuitous cursing, mostly.
(no subject)
Date: 24 May 2009 03:19 pm (UTC)RIGHT BITCHES , I MIGHT BE THIRD IN LINE BUT IF YOU ALL DIE TED WILL LOVE ME FIRST SO BACK OFF YOU DUMBASSES WHO COME LAST.
Professor Mosby: Teaching you how to do it in the Empire State and don't get caught since 2009.
(no subject)
Date: 24 May 2009 03:39 pm (UTC)LMAO YOUR PROFESSOR MOSBY IS ONE HELLUVA GQ MOTHERFUCKER! BITCHES GET YOUR DAILY ALLOWANCE HERE AND X_ROSE GET YOUR PUNKY ASS MAKING SOME MACROS, STAT! ;)
(no subject)
Date: 24 May 2009 03:42 pm (UTC)FUCKING SOLID *EPIC FIST BUMP*
>I didn't even feel offended.
Shit. I'll try harder next time.
>RIGHT BITCHES , I MIGHT BE THIRD IN LINE BUT IF YOU ALL DIE TED WILL LOVE ME FIRST SO BACK OFF YOU DUMBASSES WHO COME LAST.
THAT'S RIGHT, PUNK-ASS MOTHERFUCKERS! ROSE TYLER BE THIRD IN LINE FOR THIS GQ BADASSERY SO BACK THE FUCK OFF!
(no subject)
Date: 24 May 2009 03:22 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 24 May 2009 03:45 pm (UTC)(translation: thanks!)
(no subject)
Date: 24 May 2009 03:41 pm (UTC)You guys are amazing.
<3
I kind of want to see macros for all the other characters now. Hahaha.
(no subject)
Date: 24 May 2009 03:45 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 24 May 2009 03:48 pm (UTC)(Or, you know, make one up in PowerPoint like Roland did).
(no subject)
Date: 24 May 2009 06:22 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 24 May 2009 03:42 pm (UTC)Um, the HIMYM fandom NEEDS more macros, like right now. This made my morning. I fricking love these things.
(no subject)
Date: 24 May 2009 03:54 pm (UTC)Seriously, if the spirit moves you, make some yourself. Like you say, we need more FRACKING NOW!!!
(no subject)
Date: 24 May 2009 05:50 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 24 May 2009 05:59 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 24 May 2009 06:15 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 24 May 2009 06:17 pm (UTC)GO FORTH AND CAPTION! LIVE LONG AND PROSPER!
(no subject)
Date: 24 May 2009 07:59 pm (UTC)I pretty much never swear in real life, and look what I did here *blush*
But it's cool. And I totally support the addition of lolcatz-style macros.
(no subject)
Date: 24 May 2009 04:28 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 24 May 2009 04:30 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 24 May 2009 04:32 pm (UTC)One of my flisters always posts AI macros but THIS IS SHEER GENIUS!!
My favourite part is: "THAT AIN'T NO TEACHING AID! THAT'S AN ADVERTISEMENT!"
BAHAHHAHAHA! ♥
(no subject)
Date: 24 May 2009 04:38 pm (UTC)>My favourite part is: "THAT AIN'T NO TEACHING AID! THAT'S AN ADVERTISEMENT!"
I HAVE TAKEN FUCKING ARCHITECTURE COURSES, AND AIN'T NOBODY LEARNING ANYTHING ARCHITECTURE-RELATED FROM A LAME-ASS PHALLIC SYMBOL POSTER LIKE THAT!
Thanks so much!
(no subject)
Date: 24 May 2009 05:16 pm (UTC)"HOKAY, SO, HERE IZ DA
EARTHMACRO. DAMN, THAT'S A FINEEARTHMACRO."^^^ Is what you should've said, but you're awesome, so thanks for loving this shizz ;)
(no subject)
Date: 24 May 2009 05:25 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 24 May 2009 04:38 pm (UTC)YEAH YOU DID.
from your link on a comm. i'm not a creepy stalker. omgz.
(no subject)
Date: 24 May 2009 04:40 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 24 May 2009 04:44 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 24 May 2009 04:53 pm (UTC)Speak for yourself. I'm always in need of a little ego stroking, but YEAH, WE FUCKING DID IT! GQ MOTHERFUCKERS HIGH FIVE!
>This is officially awesome outside of our own 2 little black-holes for heads!
And, oh, are they ever black and hole-like. Fucking bottomless chasm.
(no subject)
Date: 24 May 2009 06:07 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 24 May 2009 06:24 pm (UTC)Just FYI.
(no subject)
Date: 24 May 2009 06:52 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 24 May 2009 05:10 pm (UTC)And we love stalkers :) Posting this shizz on a comm is an open invitation for stalkers to stalk! Technically not stalking at all! We invited you here into this dark crevice of the Hall of Mirrors in Tucahoe Funland (HIMYM/Star Trek - John Cho connection what up! ;) ) Watch out for the H1N1 floating around.
(no subject)
Date: 24 May 2009 06:21 pm (UTC)not teh swine flu bb plz. D:
OKAY BUT SERIOUSLY HOW'D YOU SUCKERS GET SO FUNNY I MEAN COME ON. And credit for my icon is in my icon lister thinger so you can nab it and prance around as proudly as I do. :D BUT ONLY IF YOU MAKE MORE. PLEASE.
(no subject)
Date: 24 May 2009 06:29 pm (UTC)It's Tucahoe Funland!! You gotta get some form of flu/infection from the insanely delicious corn dogs! ;P
>HOW'D YOU SUCKERS GET SO FUNNY I MEAN COME ON
HOW? Dude, I just typed in the text in MOTHEREFIN CAPSLOCK and colored it and put in SMEXXY MOTHEREFIN GQ PICS and the words are all Promethia's. Except I put in the "Sex Architect" bit...yeah, had to! ;)
(no subject)
Date: 24 May 2009 08:03 pm (UTC)It takes a whole lifetime of never swearing in public or private followed by a sudden immersion in ridiculous, gratuitous profanity. BAM! Instant comedy.
(no subject)
Date: 24 May 2009 10:39 pm (UTC)YES PLEASE.
(no subject)
Date: 24 May 2009 10:49 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 25 May 2009 04:22 am (UTC)GOD, I'M ALREADY ENVISIONING BARNEY'S AND MARSHALL'S. Hell, Marshall has already practically made his own- HE'S CUDDLY, BITCH. DEAL WITH IT.
ps; THIS IS AMAZING
(no subject)
Date: 25 May 2009 04:28 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 25 May 2009 01:27 pm (UTC)>Hell, Marshall has already practically made his own- HE'S CUDDLY, BITCH. DEAL WITH IT.
THE UNIVERSE WANTS US TO WRITE THESE; IT IS GIVING US LINES FOR THEM!!!! THEY PRACTICALLY WRITE THEMSELVES, SO GET WRITING TOO!!!!
(no subject)
Date: 25 May 2009 08:26 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 25 May 2009 01:27 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 26 May 2009 01:28 am (UTC)Rocks my fucking socks it does :)
(no subject)
Date: 26 May 2009 03:19 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 26 May 2009 03:20 am (UTC)Just let me know what you need
(no subject)
Date: 26 May 2009 04:05 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 26 May 2009 04:14 am (UTC)Some thoughts for Lily:
"Welcome to the fucking justice system. Aldrin Justice, that is."
"This sexy harlot will take you on and make you cry like a little bitch. She is the evil fucking puppet-master and you're all just on little strings for her to play with."
"Don't ever fuck with her Marshall Kool-Aid. You won't stand a damn chance in hell."
(no subject)
Date: 26 May 2009 05:36 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 29 May 2009 11:51 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 29 May 2009 11:50 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 29 May 2009 04:51 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 29 May 2009 05:15 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 29 May 2009 05:47 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 29 May 2009 11:53 pm (UTC)So, where shall we all honeymoon? I vote Buenos Aires.
(no subject)
Date: 30 May 2009 11:52 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 7 Jul 2009 11:18 am (UTC)