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Title: His Name is Ted Mosby, Sex Architect (macro)
Authors/Creators:
promethia_tenk (concept/words) and
roland44 (layout/images), with some cross-collaboration
Fandom: HIMYM, Ted
Rating/Warnings: R for language like, WOAH, and for adult concepts. Spoilers for the season finale.
Disclaimer: HIMYM is not mine
Notes: So, in my new obsession with Star Trek, I ran across these hilarious character macros (words/images) (warnings: cursing and spoilers for the new ST movie) over at
ontd_startrek . Now, the HIMYM community does not seem to be into macros, but I realized that our beloved HIMYM cast MUST HAVE A PIECE OF THIS ACTION. So, I wrote up one for our favorite hopeless romantic and conned
roland44 into making it into a pretty picture for me because I lack image skillz. Mad love to Roland for getting on board and for improving on everything I did and for making this happen.


ETA: hosted here, on flickr.
Authors/Creators:
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Fandom: HIMYM, Ted
Rating/Warnings: R for language like, WOAH, and for adult concepts. Spoilers for the season finale.
Disclaimer: HIMYM is not mine
Notes: So, in my new obsession with Star Trek, I ran across these hilarious character macros (words/images) (warnings: cursing and spoilers for the new ST movie) over at
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ETA: hosted here, on flickr.
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Date: 24 May 2009 01:54 pm (UTC)Ted Mosby: I'd hit it.
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Date: 24 May 2009 02:04 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 24 May 2009 02:08 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 24 May 2009 02:09 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 24 May 2009 02:16 pm (UTC)BECAUSE PEOPLE WON'T LISTEN WHEN YOU SAY SOMEONE IS HOT OR CUTE OR ADORABLE. THEY LISTEN WHEN YOU LAY IT OUT IN BARE FUCKING FACTS. TED IS HORNY AND A SEX GOD SO GET WITH HIM ALREADY, MOTHER. YOU AINT "COMING" AS FAST AS YOU CAN, HUSSY!
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Date: 24 May 2009 03:01 pm (UTC)And weirdly impressed.
Seriously, I have no idea what is going on but you really made me laugh!
What are *macros*???
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Date: 24 May 2009 03:09 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 24 May 2009 03:12 pm (UTC)Macros are just pictures with words superimposed (like lolcats). Most of them are really simple with just a few words, but the people over at the Star Trek comm seem to have evolved them into this massive, expletive-laden celebration of these characters. Like, seriously, scroll down and read the Uhura one: http://community.livejournal.com/ontd_startrek/59233.html
So, obviously we need some of these for all the sexxxor GQ motherfuckers on HIMYM.
Also, it's really oddly addictive to do so much gratuitous cursing. I've been doing it in my head all day: STANDING IN THE LINE AT FUCKING IKEA, BITCHES, SO ALL YOU PUNK-ASS MOTHERFUCKERS BETTER RESPECT!!!!
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Date: 24 May 2009 03:16 pm (UTC)FUCKING A! *cough* I mean, thanks!
>Now I kind of need to see these other macros...
DO IT!!!! DO IT!!!! http://community.livejournal.com/ontd_startrek/59233.html
>what is this sorcery!?
I think gratuitous cursing, mostly.
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Date: 24 May 2009 03:17 pm (UTC)BITCHES, GET OUTTA MY GIRL PROMETHIA'S WAY BEFORE I KICK YOUR PATHETIC ARSES HALFWAY TO VULCAN AND YOU TURDS LAND BACK ON EARTH AND FORM A HUGEASS CRATER IN MOTHERFUCKING IOWA!
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Date: 24 May 2009 03:19 pm (UTC)RIGHT BITCHES , I MIGHT BE THIRD IN LINE BUT IF YOU ALL DIE TED WILL LOVE ME FIRST SO BACK OFF YOU DUMBASSES WHO COME LAST.
Professor Mosby: Teaching you how to do it in the Empire State and don't get caught since 2009.
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Date: 24 May 2009 03:22 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 24 May 2009 03:28 pm (UTC)I'm sorry, but I must insist that you bump this.
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Date: 24 May 2009 03:32 pm (UTC)*awesome-tremor-inducing fist-bump*
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Date: 24 May 2009 03:39 pm (UTC)LMAO YOUR PROFESSOR MOSBY IS ONE HELLUVA GQ MOTHERFUCKER! BITCHES GET YOUR DAILY ALLOWANCE HERE AND X_ROSE GET YOUR PUNKY ASS MAKING SOME MACROS, STAT! ;)
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Date: 24 May 2009 03:41 pm (UTC)You guys are amazing.
<3
I kind of want to see macros for all the other characters now. Hahaha.
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Date: 24 May 2009 03:42 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 24 May 2009 03:42 pm (UTC)FUCKING SOLID *EPIC FIST BUMP*
>I didn't even feel offended.
Shit. I'll try harder next time.
>RIGHT BITCHES , I MIGHT BE THIRD IN LINE BUT IF YOU ALL DIE TED WILL LOVE ME FIRST SO BACK OFF YOU DUMBASSES WHO COME LAST.
THAT'S RIGHT, PUNK-ASS MOTHERFUCKERS! ROSE TYLER BE THIRD IN LINE FOR THIS GQ BADASSERY SO BACK THE FUCK OFF!
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Date: 24 May 2009 03:42 pm (UTC)Um, the HIMYM fandom NEEDS more macros, like right now. This made my morning. I fricking love these things.
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Date: 24 May 2009 03:45 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 24 May 2009 03:45 pm (UTC)(translation: thanks!)
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Date: 24 May 2009 03:48 pm (UTC)(Or, you know, make one up in PowerPoint like Roland did).
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Date: 24 May 2009 03:54 pm (UTC)Seriously, if the spirit moves you, make some yourself. Like you say, we need more FRACKING NOW!!!
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Date: 24 May 2009 04:28 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 24 May 2009 04:30 pm (UTC)