FIC progress: Substitute
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promethia_tenkAU WIP fic in which Amy wakes up and discovers the Doctor and River have become her parents. Previous parts here, here, and here.
Just a little scene for anyone who was disappointed with the lack of Eleven/River banter in the last update ;-)
Rory was over for dinner, and Amy’s mother was telling stories.
“We met in a hotel bar in Istanbul--there was a conference going on he was attending, and I was on a dig outside of town--quite the charmer, he was. And very hard to forget.”
“Excuse me. You met me in a hotel bar in Istanbul. I met you about two weeks later in the University library.” Amy smirked, knowing what was coming.
“You, wait what?” Rory interrupted. “How can he have met you two weeks later than you met him?”
River laughed. “He was that drunk. The man cannot hold his booze.”
“I’m still not convinced you weren’t paying off the bartender to top off my drink when I wasn’t looking--it’s all a horrible blur." And then in a lower register: "Were you trying to take advantage of me Doctor Song?”
“Only until you started telling me about building a robot dog in boarding school,” her mother responded, “by then it just seemed mean.”
Rory looked over at Doctor Pond with some concern, but he was smiling along with his wife, evidently quite comfortable with the joke. She continued:
“So two weeks later I run into him in the stacks. He’s carrying this enormous pile of books and looking like an absolute fixture of the institution, as you can well imagine” she gestured at his tweedy get-up. “And I recognize him straight away and start to chat, except he has no idea who I am and does a fairly terrible job of pretending to for about twenty minutes. In the meantime I’m rambling on and wondering if this man is incapable of holding a decent conversation unless he’s completely schnockered. And he’s standing there with his stack of literature, going increasingly red in the face, and fumbling all his words while he tries to remember who I am. Come to think of it, sweetie, were you all flushed because you were embarrassed or because you refused to set down thirty pounds worth of reading material?”
“I couldn’t even tell you. I think I had a vague notion of defending myself with them, if worse came to worst.”
Just a little scene for anyone who was disappointed with the lack of Eleven/River banter in the last update ;-)
Rory was over for dinner, and Amy’s mother was telling stories.
“We met in a hotel bar in Istanbul--there was a conference going on he was attending, and I was on a dig outside of town--quite the charmer, he was. And very hard to forget.”
“Excuse me. You met me in a hotel bar in Istanbul. I met you about two weeks later in the University library.” Amy smirked, knowing what was coming.
“You, wait what?” Rory interrupted. “How can he have met you two weeks later than you met him?”
River laughed. “He was that drunk. The man cannot hold his booze.”
“I’m still not convinced you weren’t paying off the bartender to top off my drink when I wasn’t looking--it’s all a horrible blur." And then in a lower register: "Were you trying to take advantage of me Doctor Song?”
“Only until you started telling me about building a robot dog in boarding school,” her mother responded, “by then it just seemed mean.”
Rory looked over at Doctor Pond with some concern, but he was smiling along with his wife, evidently quite comfortable with the joke. She continued:
“So two weeks later I run into him in the stacks. He’s carrying this enormous pile of books and looking like an absolute fixture of the institution, as you can well imagine” she gestured at his tweedy get-up. “And I recognize him straight away and start to chat, except he has no idea who I am and does a fairly terrible job of pretending to for about twenty minutes. In the meantime I’m rambling on and wondering if this man is incapable of holding a decent conversation unless he’s completely schnockered. And he’s standing there with his stack of literature, going increasingly red in the face, and fumbling all his words while he tries to remember who I am. Come to think of it, sweetie, were you all flushed because you were embarrassed or because you refused to set down thirty pounds worth of reading material?”
“I couldn’t even tell you. I think I had a vague notion of defending myself with them, if worse came to worst.”
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Date: 23 Jul 2010 05:01 am (UTC)“I couldn’t even tell you. I think I had a vague notion of defending myself with them, if worse came to worse.”
LO(very)L.
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Date: 23 Jul 2010 09:02 am (UTC)And this:
And then in a lower register: "Were you trying to take advantage of me Doctor Song?”
Is so *them* I can only flail! :)
Just one minor niggle (and this probably just a 'language' difference), but I'm pretty sure it's 'if the worst came to the worst'.
Oh and I love you forever for sneaking in a reference to K-9! :)
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Date: 23 Jul 2010 01:00 pm (UTC)Incidentally, Brits don't really say 'liquor' much, possibly apart from liquor cabinet. 'Man cannot hold his booze' would be about as Brit as it gets.
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Date: 26 Jul 2010 05:32 pm (UTC)LOL! I love it, as always. Especially how you don't change the 'meeting in the wrong order' but rather turn it into something almost ordinary.
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