MACRO: His Name is Ted Mosby, Sex Architect

[promethia_tenk]

Title: His Name is Ted Mosby, Sex Architect (macro)
Authors/Creators: promethia_tenk  (concept/words) and roland44  (layout/images), with some cross-collaboration
Fandom: HIMYM, Ted
Rating/Warnings: R for language like, WOAH, and for adult concepts.  Spoilers for the season finale.
Disclaimer: HIMYM is not mine
Notes: So, in my new obsession with Star Trek, I ran across these hilarious character macros (words/images) (warnings: cursing and spoilers for the new ST movie) over at ontd_startrek  .  Now, the HIMYM community does not seem to be into macros, but I realized that our beloved HIMYM cast MUST HAVE A PIECE OF THIS ACTION.  So, I wrote up one for our favorite hopeless romantic and conned roland44  into making it into a pretty picture for me because I lack image skillz.  Mad love to Roland for getting on board and for improving on everything I did and for making this happen.






ETA: hosted here, on flickr.

 

Comments

[neonbliss.livejournal.com]

OMG I LOVE YOU! And I love THIS!

One of my flisters always posts AI macros but THIS IS SHEER GENIUS!!

My favourite part is: "THAT AIN'T NO TEACHING AID! THAT'S AN ADVERTISEMENT!"

BAHAHHAHAHA! ♥

[sidecar.livejournal.com]

LMFAO LMFAO LMFAO

YEAH YOU DID.




from your link on a comm. i'm not a creepy stalker. omgz.

[promethia_tenk]

SUCCUMB TO THE POWER OF THE MACROS!!! COMMENTERS ARE AWESOME!!!

>My favourite part is: "THAT AIN'T NO TEACHING AID! THAT'S AN ADVERTISEMENT!"

I HAVE TAKEN FUCKING ARCHITECTURE COURSES, AND AIN'T NOBODY LEARNING ANYTHING ARCHITECTURE-RELATED FROM A LAME-ASS PHALLIC SYMBOL POSTER LIKE THAT!

Thanks so much!

[promethia_tenk]

YEAH, I FUCKING DID! Thanks so much.

[idioticonion.livejournal.com]

Ah, I get it. Still scared, but it's funny!

[roland44.livejournal.com]

I think we've hit a jackpot here. This is officially awesome outside of our own 2 little black-holes for heads! Not that we need anybody else's approval to boost our pretentious (and occasionally downright foulmouthed and crass) egos but...yay!

[promethia_tenk]

This is no time to be scared, woman. You know you want to make one *eyebrow waggle*

[promethia_tenk]

>Not that we need anybody else's approval to boost our pretentious (and occasionally downright foulmouthed and crass) egos

Speak for yourself. I'm always in need of a little ego stroking, but YEAH, WE FUCKING DID IT! GQ MOTHERFUCKERS HIGH FIVE!

>This is officially awesome outside of our own 2 little black-holes for heads!

And, oh, are they ever black and hole-like. Fucking bottomless chasm.

[roland44.livejournal.com]

Dude, LOVE your icon!! *feels sudden need to see some motherfucking penguins*

And we love stalkers :) Posting this shizz on a comm is an open invitation for stalkers to stalk! Technically not stalking at all! We invited you here into this dark crevice of the Hall of Mirrors in Tucahoe Funland (HIMYM/Star Trek - John Cho connection what up! ;) ) Watch out for the H1N1 floating around.

[roland44.livejournal.com]

"HOKAY, SO, HERE IZ DA EARTH MACRO. DAMN, THAT'S A FINE EARTH MACRO."

^^^ Is what you should've said, but you're awesome, so thanks for loving this shizz ;)

[neonbliss.livejournal.com]

LMAO! I TOTES SHOULD HAVE, BUT I'M LE TIRED SO PLZ LET IT SLIDE THIS ONE TIME.

[vimtastic.livejournal.com]

Haha, I might actually make one or two but more like the lolcat versions of them (i has a yello umbrelluh?) As hilarious as all the swearing is I don't really like to swear myself. I know, I'm a dork and contradicting, but I'd feel all awkward if I made one like that. XD

[roland44.livejournal.com]

DO IT! FORGET THE LACK OF PROFANITY HOLY MOTHERFUCKING SHIZZ WE'LL SWEAR THE CRAP OUT OF EVERYBODY SO YOUS NEEDS TA GET YOUR LOLSPEAK UP IN HERE ASAP, CAPICHE? =D

[roland44.livejournal.com]

*high fives* yeah, our supermassive red matter brains will suck you in bitches better watch your step yo.

[vimtastic.livejournal.com]

BUT I NEED TEH PICTURES FIRST! D: I DUN HAVE ANY.

[roland44.livejournal.com]

HERE BE CAPS http://black-celebration.net/caps/index.php?cat=323

GO FORTH AND CAPTION! LIVE LONG AND PROSPER!

[idioticonion.livejournal.com]

I'm English. I'm not sure I can bring myself to swear quite that much. Even Fuck Yeah NPH makes me blush.

[sidecar.livejournal.com]

not teh swine flu bb plz. D:



OKAY BUT SERIOUSLY HOW'D YOU SUCKERS GET SO FUNNY I MEAN COME ON. And credit for my icon is in my icon lister thinger so you can nab it and prance around as proudly as I do. :D BUT ONLY IF YOU MAKE MORE. PLEASE.

[roland44.livejournal.com]

Dude, stop giving away my trade secrets already! ;)

[sidecar.livejournal.com]

That is a very terrifying threat.


Just FYI.

[roland44.livejournal.com]

>not teh swine flu bb plz. D:
It's Tucahoe Funland!! You gotta get some form of flu/infection from the insanely delicious corn dogs! ;P

>HOW'D YOU SUCKERS GET SO FUNNY I MEAN COME ON

HOW? Dude, I just typed in the text in MOTHEREFIN CAPSLOCK and colored it and put in SMEXXY MOTHEREFIN GQ PICS and the words are all Promethia's. Except I put in the "Sex Architect" bit...yeah, had to! ;)

[roland44.livejournal.com]

WE NEED YOU if we have any hope whatsoever to do one for Barnaby Stinson. you have his motherfucking intense angsty shizz DOWN. And I learned to swear shamelessly from watching a British TV show, FYI.

[idioticonion.livejournal.com]

HEHE! MOTHERFUCKING INTENSE ANGSTY SHIZZ 4 THE FUCKING WIN!!!!

Okay, I'm getting the idea. How can I help?

(which TV show bthedub?)

[roland44.livejournal.com]

READ THE REST OF THE STAR TREK GQ MOTHERFUCKERS' MACROS AND YOU WILL "LIVE" THE FREAKING IDEA.
You can just write down your stream-of-cursing-consciousness thoughts on how you would introduce a total HIMYM noob to Barney Stinson. Add GQ pics, in NPH's case he does already have ACTUAL GQ pics. Definition of a GQ Motherfucker is obviously a guy who's so freaking hot he should be/is in GQ. Pick cool fonts, add in sizes and colors and you have a full macro. If you want, just email me some text and we'll see what we can do between you, me and miss tenk. ;)

[roland44.livejournal.com]

(TV show is Skins)