MACRO: His Name is Ted Mosby, Sex Architect

[promethia_tenk]

Title: His Name is Ted Mosby, Sex Architect (macro)
Authors/Creators: promethia_tenk  (concept/words) and roland44  (layout/images), with some cross-collaboration
Fandom: HIMYM, Ted
Rating/Warnings: R for language like, WOAH, and for adult concepts.  Spoilers for the season finale.
Disclaimer: HIMYM is not mine
Notes: So, in my new obsession with Star Trek, I ran across these hilarious character macros (words/images) (warnings: cursing and spoilers for the new ST movie) over at ontd_startrek  .  Now, the HIMYM community does not seem to be into macros, but I realized that our beloved HIMYM cast MUST HAVE A PIECE OF THIS ACTION.  So, I wrote up one for our favorite hopeless romantic and conned roland44  into making it into a pretty picture for me because I lack image skillz.  Mad love to Roland for getting on board and for improving on everything I did and for making this happen.






ETA: hosted here, on flickr.

 

Comments

[otempora42.livejournal.com]

Holy fuck. I love you guys.

Ted Mosby: I'd hit it.

[promethia_tenk]

THANK YOU!!! Spread the Ted love!

[roland44.livejournal.com]

We love that you love our fucking crizayzyness. We should *so* do macros for dollhouse!!! VICTOR IS ONE HOT GQ MOTHERFUCKER!

[roland44.livejournal.com]

LMFAO YOU FUCKING WIN AT LIFE, WOMAN! THE WORLD NEEDS MORE MACROS, AND WE MUST DO MORE TED ONES SOON. GODDAMN MOTHERFUCKERS WONT BE ABLE TO HANDLE THIS SHIT.

[promethia_tenk]

WE WILL CONVERT ALL THE GQ HIMYM MOTHERFUCKERS TO THE MACRO LOVE!!!!

[roland44.livejournal.com]

THIS FANDOM IS SO FULL OF FUCKING AWESOME GQ MOTHERFUCKERS WHO SHOULD GET THEIR SHIT TOGETHER AND MAKE MACROS INSTEAD OF LAMEASS PICSPAMS WHICH ARE FOR PATHETIC FANGIRLING BITCHES (THIS PARTICULAR GQ HIMYM MOTHERFUCKER INCLUDED)

BECAUSE PEOPLE WON'T LISTEN WHEN YOU SAY SOMEONE IS HOT OR CUTE OR ADORABLE. THEY LISTEN WHEN YOU LAY IT OUT IN BARE FUCKING FACTS. TED IS HORNY AND A SEX GOD SO GET WITH HIM ALREADY, MOTHER. YOU AINT "COMING" AS FAST AS YOU CAN, HUSSY!

[idioticonion.livejournal.com]

I am scared.

And weirdly impressed.

Seriously, I have no idea what is going on but you really made me laugh!

What are *macros*???

[promethia_tenk]

IT'S GONNA BE A FUCKING THING, BITCHES!!!

Macros are just pictures with words superimposed (like lolcats). Most of them are really simple with just a few words, but the people over at the Star Trek comm seem to have evolved them into this massive, expletive-laden celebration of these characters. Like, seriously, scroll down and read the Uhura one: http://community.livejournal.com/ontd_startrek/59233.html

So, obviously we need some of these for all the sexxxor GQ motherfuckers on HIMYM.

Also, it's really oddly addictive to do so much gratuitous cursing. I've been doing it in my head all day: STANDING IN THE LINE AT FUCKING IKEA, BITCHES, SO ALL YOU PUNK-ASS MOTHERFUCKERS BETTER RESPECT!!!!

[roland44.livejournal.com]

I love you madly.

BITCHES, GET OUTTA MY GIRL PROMETHIA'S WAY BEFORE I KICK YOUR PATHETIC ARSES HALFWAY TO VULCAN AND YOU TURDS LAND BACK ON EARTH AND FORM A HUGEASS CRATER IN MOTHERFUCKING IOWA!

[promethia_tenk]

FO, SHIZZLE, RIGHT? WTFUCK, HUSSIES, BEING ALL AT IKEA BEFORE I CAN EVEN GET OUTTA BED. SHIT, DUDE, I NEED MY FUCKING BEAUTY REST, AND ALL YOU PUNK-ASS NERF-HERDERS WHO BE GETTIN IN LINE BEFORE ME AND TAKING ALL THE FUCKING GOOD POANG CHAIRS BEFORE ME CAN ALL JUST BACK THAT SHIT UP OR ROLAND BE MESSING YOU UP HARD CORE TREK-STYLE. DAMN.

I'm sorry, but I must insist that you bump this.

[roland44.livejournal.com]

Never leave a motherfucking GQ Bro hanging...

*awesome-tremor-inducing fist-bump*

[idioticonion.livejournal.com]

Ah, I get it. Still scared, but it's funny!

[promethia_tenk]

This is no time to be scared, woman. You know you want to make one *eyebrow waggle*

[idioticonion.livejournal.com]

I'm English. I'm not sure I can bring myself to swear quite that much. Even Fuck Yeah NPH makes me blush.

[roland44.livejournal.com]

WE NEED YOU if we have any hope whatsoever to do one for Barnaby Stinson. you have his motherfucking intense angsty shizz DOWN. And I learned to swear shamelessly from watching a British TV show, FYI.

[idioticonion.livejournal.com]

HEHE! MOTHERFUCKING INTENSE ANGSTY SHIZZ 4 THE FUCKING WIN!!!!

Okay, I'm getting the idea. How can I help?

(which TV show bthedub?)

[roland44.livejournal.com]

READ THE REST OF THE STAR TREK GQ MOTHERFUCKERS' MACROS AND YOU WILL "LIVE" THE FREAKING IDEA.
You can just write down your stream-of-cursing-consciousness thoughts on how you would introduce a total HIMYM noob to Barney Stinson. Add GQ pics, in NPH's case he does already have ACTUAL GQ pics. Definition of a GQ Motherfucker is obviously a guy who's so freaking hot he should be/is in GQ. Pick cool fonts, add in sizes and colors and you have a full macro. If you want, just email me some text and we'll see what we can do between you, me and miss tenk. ;)

[promethia_tenk]

Yay! And, yes, any help I can give, I will. The language gets easier once you start going.

The key is that you do have to be absolutely genuine in the things you are raving about. This was tricky to work with for Ted, because a lot of the things he does are really kind of pathetic. I think this is somewhat easier to do with the Star Trek characters because they all really are badasses to begin with, and the humor is just in the way you talk about them. I want to do another, more general one for Ted and am having a hard time figuring out how to talk about the fact that he is *hilarious* when he's sad and drunk.

And I had a hard time convincing Roland that we could label Ted as a GQ motherfucker. Obviously we needed the pics of him in a suit jacket, because the t-shirts were just not going to do it.

[roland44.livejournal.com]

honey, you should reply to IO's comment if you want her to definitely see it, she wont get this in her email notifications.. ;)

[roland44.livejournal.com]

(TV show is Skins)

[promethia_tenk]

Do you have any idea how much I curse in real life? Like, none. My parents were super-strict about such things growing up and *never* cursed themselves and it always seemed really stupid to me besides. Like, people didn't have the vocabulary to say what they really wanted to so they just put in expletives instead. And all of that has held over for me today. I have to force myself to say "ass." I wince a little inside when I do it.

But this is . . . oddly liberating. You read enough of them and something about the rhythm of it clicks. And it's just so obviously over the top and inappropriate that I have to love it. It's like writing parody obscene poetry.

[magpieinthesky.livejournal.com]

Um. OH MY GOD. This is AMAZING. Now I kind of need to see these other macros... what is this sorcery!?

[promethia_tenk]

>Um. OH MY GOD. This is AMAZING.

FUCKING A! *cough* I mean, thanks!

>Now I kind of need to see these other macros...

DO IT!!!! DO IT!!!! http://community.livejournal.com/ontd_startrek/59233.html

>what is this sorcery!?

I think gratuitous cursing, mostly.

[x-rose-tyler-x.livejournal.com]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA THIS WAS SO FUCKING HILARIOUS!! I didn't even feel offended.

RIGHT BITCHES , I MIGHT BE THIRD IN LINE BUT IF YOU ALL DIE TED WILL LOVE ME FIRST SO BACK OFF YOU DUMBASSES WHO COME LAST.

Professor Mosby: Teaching you how to do it in the Empire State and don't get caught since 2009.

[roland44.livejournal.com]

(no offense is ever meant. we just like to swear for no good reason)

LMAO YOUR PROFESSOR MOSBY IS ONE HELLUVA GQ MOTHERFUCKER! BITCHES GET YOUR DAILY ALLOWANCE HERE AND X_ROSE GET YOUR PUNKY ASS MAKING SOME MACROS, STAT! ;)

[promethia_tenk]

>AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA THIS WAS SO FUCKING HILARIOUS!!

FUCKING SOLID *EPIC FIST BUMP*

>I didn't even feel offended.

Shit. I'll try harder next time.

>RIGHT BITCHES , I MIGHT BE THIRD IN LINE BUT IF YOU ALL DIE TED WILL LOVE ME FIRST SO BACK OFF YOU DUMBASSES WHO COME LAST.

THAT'S RIGHT, PUNK-ASS MOTHERFUCKERS! ROSE TYLER BE THIRD IN LINE FOR THIS GQ BADASSERY SO BACK THE FUCK OFF!

[buhdderkupp.livejournal.com]

This was awesome. All sorts of awesome.

[promethia_tenk]

DAMN STRAIGHT IT'S ALL SORTS OF AWESOME. SHIT. AND YOU BE ALL SORTS OF AWESOME TOO FOR RECOGNIZING!

(translation: thanks!)

[da-phoenix13.livejournal.com]

THIS IS THE MOST AWESOMELY AWESOME THING I HAVE EVER SEEN IN MY *LIFE*.

You guys are amazing.

<3

I kind of want to see macros for all the other characters now. Hahaha.

[roland44.livejournal.com]

YES. GODDAMN OTHER HIMYM GQ MOTHERFUCKERS NEED THEIR OWN MACROS! YOU SLOPPYASS FAN BITCHES OUT THERE HUSTLE. SHOW SOME RESPECT FOR THE REST OF THE CAST, LAZY HOES.

[promethia_tenk]

IT'S GONNA BE A FUCKIN' THING AND ALL Y'ALL GQ MOTHERFUCKERS BE INVITED TO THIS GODDAMN PARTY SO PHOTOSHOP-IT, BITCHES! RESPECT. *FIST BUMP*

(Or, you know, make one up in PowerPoint like Roland did).

[roland44.livejournal.com]

Dude, stop giving away my trade secrets already! ;)

[vimtastic.livejournal.com]

LIKEWHOA

Um, the HIMYM fandom NEEDS more macros, like right now. This made my morning. I fricking love these things.

[promethia_tenk]

RESPECT! *FIST BUMP* FEEL THE LOVE, BITCHES!

Seriously, if the spirit moves you, make some yourself. Like you say, we need more FRACKING NOW!!!

[vimtastic.livejournal.com]

Haha, I might actually make one or two but more like the lolcat versions of them (i has a yello umbrelluh?) As hilarious as all the swearing is I don't really like to swear myself. I know, I'm a dork and contradicting, but I'd feel all awkward if I made one like that. XD

[roland44.livejournal.com]

DO IT! FORGET THE LACK OF PROFANITY HOLY MOTHERFUCKING SHIZZ WE'LL SWEAR THE CRAP OUT OF EVERYBODY SO YOUS NEEDS TA GET YOUR LOLSPEAK UP IN HERE ASAP, CAPICHE? =D

[vimtastic.livejournal.com]

BUT I NEED TEH PICTURES FIRST! D: I DUN HAVE ANY.

[roland44.livejournal.com]

HERE BE CAPS http://black-celebration.net/caps/index.php?cat=323

GO FORTH AND CAPTION! LIVE LONG AND PROSPER!

[promethia_tenk]

>As hilarious as all the swearing is I don't really like to swear myself. I know, I'm a dork and contradicting, but I'd feel all awkward if I made one like that. XD

I pretty much never swear in real life, and look what I did here *blush*

But it's cool. And I totally support the addition of lolcatz-style macros.

[brite-city.livejournal.com]

LMAO

[promethia_tenk]

! Thanks.

[neonbliss.livejournal.com]

OMG I LOVE YOU! And I love THIS!

One of my flisters always posts AI macros but THIS IS SHEER GENIUS!!

My favourite part is: "THAT AIN'T NO TEACHING AID! THAT'S AN ADVERTISEMENT!"

BAHAHHAHAHA! ♥

[promethia_tenk]

SUCCUMB TO THE POWER OF THE MACROS!!! COMMENTERS ARE AWESOME!!!

>My favourite part is: "THAT AIN'T NO TEACHING AID! THAT'S AN ADVERTISEMENT!"

I HAVE TAKEN FUCKING ARCHITECTURE COURSES, AND AIN'T NOBODY LEARNING ANYTHING ARCHITECTURE-RELATED FROM A LAME-ASS PHALLIC SYMBOL POSTER LIKE THAT!

Thanks so much!

[roland44.livejournal.com]

"HOKAY, SO, HERE IZ DA EARTH MACRO. DAMN, THAT'S A FINE EARTH MACRO."

^^^ Is what you should've said, but you're awesome, so thanks for loving this shizz ;)

[neonbliss.livejournal.com]

LMAO! I TOTES SHOULD HAVE, BUT I'M LE TIRED SO PLZ LET IT SLIDE THIS ONE TIME.

[sidecar.livejournal.com]

LMFAO LMFAO LMFAO

YEAH YOU DID.




from your link on a comm. i'm not a creepy stalker. omgz.

[promethia_tenk]

YEAH, I FUCKING DID! Thanks so much.

[roland44.livejournal.com]

I think we've hit a jackpot here. This is officially awesome outside of our own 2 little black-holes for heads! Not that we need anybody else's approval to boost our pretentious (and occasionally downright foulmouthed and crass) egos but...yay!

[promethia_tenk]

>Not that we need anybody else's approval to boost our pretentious (and occasionally downright foulmouthed and crass) egos

Speak for yourself. I'm always in need of a little ego stroking, but YEAH, WE FUCKING DID IT! GQ MOTHERFUCKERS HIGH FIVE!

>This is officially awesome outside of our own 2 little black-holes for heads!

And, oh, are they ever black and hole-like. Fucking bottomless chasm.

[roland44.livejournal.com]

*high fives* yeah, our supermassive red matter brains will suck you in bitches better watch your step yo.

[sidecar.livejournal.com]

That is a very terrifying threat.


Just FYI.

[roland44.livejournal.com]

lolz @ Jane, she's hilare :) And yeah, I watched Star Trek today, bitches! Watch me spew red matter at all you unsuspecting feeble huminz! ;)

[roland44.livejournal.com]

Dude, LOVE your icon!! *feels sudden need to see some motherfucking penguins*

And we love stalkers :) Posting this shizz on a comm is an open invitation for stalkers to stalk! Technically not stalking at all! We invited you here into this dark crevice of the Hall of Mirrors in Tucahoe Funland (HIMYM/Star Trek - John Cho connection what up! ;) ) Watch out for the H1N1 floating around.

[sidecar.livejournal.com]

not teh swine flu bb plz. D:



OKAY BUT SERIOUSLY HOW'D YOU SUCKERS GET SO FUNNY I MEAN COME ON. And credit for my icon is in my icon lister thinger so you can nab it and prance around as proudly as I do. :D BUT ONLY IF YOU MAKE MORE. PLEASE.

[roland44.livejournal.com]

>not teh swine flu bb plz. D:
It's Tucahoe Funland!! You gotta get some form of flu/infection from the insanely delicious corn dogs! ;P

>HOW'D YOU SUCKERS GET SO FUNNY I MEAN COME ON

HOW? Dude, I just typed in the text in MOTHEREFIN CAPSLOCK and colored it and put in SMEXXY MOTHEREFIN GQ PICS and the words are all Promethia's. Except I put in the "Sex Architect" bit...yeah, had to! ;)

[promethia_tenk]

>OKAY BUT SERIOUSLY HOW'D YOU SUCKERS GET SO FUNNY I MEAN COME ON.

It takes a whole lifetime of never swearing in public or private followed by a sudden immersion in ridiculous, gratuitous profanity. BAM! Instant comedy.

[sellega.livejournal.com]

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL.

YES PLEASE.

[promethia_tenk]

CAPS-LOCK FOR THE FUCKING WIN!!!! THANK YOU!

[fizen.livejournal.com]

ASKLDASLDKJ "DUDE IS FUCKING LONELY AND HORNY AND HELLA FUCKING SMOOTH"

GOD, I'M ALREADY ENVISIONING BARNEY'S AND MARSHALL'S. Hell, Marshall has already practically made his own- HE'S CUDDLY, BITCH. DEAL WITH IT.

ps; THIS IS AMAZING

[roland44.livejournal.com]

DUDE, IF YOU CAN PICTURE THEM, YOU GOTTA MAKE SOME! THIS FANDOM NEEDS IT, NAY, **REQUIRES** IT! =D

[promethia_tenk]

YOU ROCK! WHAT UP?

>Hell, Marshall has already practically made his own- HE'S CUDDLY, BITCH. DEAL WITH IT.

THE UNIVERSE WANTS US TO WRITE THESE; IT IS GIVING US LINES FOR THEM!!!! THEY PRACTICALLY WRITE THEMSELVES, SO GET WRITING TOO!!!!

[the-rocklobster.livejournal.com]

I lol'd :D

[promethia_tenk]

Thanks!

[snogged.livejournal.com]

This is so fucking awesome!!!

Rocks my fucking socks it does :)

[roland44.livejournal.com]

Hellz to the yeah!! You gotta help us make some more for Barney and Lily, I KNOW you can ;)

[snogged.livejournal.com]

of course, I can

Just let me know what you need

[roland44.livejournal.com]

Well, whatever you can give would be awesome! Either in terms of doing pics/layout or contributing profanity ;)

[snogged.livejournal.com]

ooh profanity!!

Some thoughts for Lily:

"Welcome to the fucking justice system. Aldrin Justice, that is."

"This sexy harlot will take you on and make you cry like a little bitch. She is the evil fucking puppet-master and you're all just on little strings for her to play with."

"Don't ever fuck with her Marshall Kool-Aid. You won't stand a damn chance in hell."

[roland44.livejournal.com]

Oh that is fucking brilliant!! LILY'S MACRO IS GOING TO BE FIERCE AS HELL, BITCHES!!! =D

[promethia_tenk]

HOLY FUCKING DAMN, GIRL!!! *LOVE*

[promethia_tenk]

Thank you!

[secondmezzanine.livejournal.com]

JESUS FUCKING GODDAMN MOTHEREFFING CHRIST HOLY CRAP ON A CRACKER POLLY THIS IS AWESOME AND I LOVE YOU AND WANT TO MARRY YOU AND MARRY THIS MACRO AND MARRY YOU SOME MORE AND BUY A HOUSE IN THE SUBURBS AND SETTLE DOWN FOR A LIFE OF AWESOME TOGETHER.

[secondmezzanine.livejournal.com]

TO CLARIFY I WANT TO MARRY EVERYONE INVOLVED IN THIS WHOLE ENTIRE THING EVER

[roland44.livejournal.com]

CONSIDER US ALL JOINED IN UNHOLY MATRIMONY! ;D

[promethia_tenk]

ROTFL!!!!!

So, where shall we all honeymoon? I vote Buenos Aires.

[roland44.livejournal.com]

SECONDED! =D

[emilyia.livejournal.com]

I'm very late -- but this is freaking awesome. LOVE.