Doctor Who is a woman

So, there's this fabulous bit of Top Gear where they've put on fake moustaches so they can pretend to be 80s cops, and they find it so distracting they can't cope.

That is me for the last two days except replace 'I have a moustache' with 'Doctor Who is a woman':

Doctor Who is a woman . . . Doctor Who is a woman . . . I'm brushing my teeth . . . Doctor Who is a woman . . . signal right, turn . . . Doctor Who is a woman . . . I'm sorry I haven't responded to your email in three weeks and Doctor Who is a woman . . .