>"Yes. Horribly."

Just to clarify, because I want to get this right: is your desire for her death horrible, or do you wish her killed in a horrible fashion?

(And just like that I've become a hit squad. Guess I can check that one off my list of aspirations.)

>"That really made me laugh!"

Me too. And now I feel lame and a bit like a pretentious douche in spectacles.