This was hilarious. :D Agreement on the Ted and Marshall love -- they're great when they're being completely inept. Also, schoolmarm Lily is totally hot.

“. . . And Robin,” Lily plowed forward, “is an idiot for being either the single most oblivious person ever to walk the planet . . .” and she suddenly seemed to run out of steam, continuing very quietly: “Or one of the more heartless.”

Ouch. That was cold, Aldrin. (I'm actually still listening to "Heartless", from the drabblethon.)

Can't wait for the next part!