You have just earned yourself one IOU for any act of sexual depravity of your choosing and/or one free assassination attempt on any world leader/ex-lover of your choosing. From: me. To: You
(P.S. Please, don't tell my partner. Though if she read this, she'd understand.)
(P.P.S Please, don't tell the police, either. They probably wouldn't understand. Because they aren't fabulous enough.)
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(P.S. Please, don't tell my partner. Though if she read this, she'd understand.)
(P.P.S Please, don't tell the police, either. They probably wouldn't understand. Because they aren't fabulous enough.)