Say no to ship wars

The following is a public service announcement brought to you by Concerned Citizens for Sanity:

If you have not yet done so, go read this excellent fic by _thirty2flavors .  Rose and River bumping into each other in the build up to "Turn Left."

Repeat as necessary to combat crazies and restore faith in fandom.

We now return you to your regularly scheduled snark and puppy kicking.